Hollyweird Gazette

Conan O’Brien set off on foot on last night’s Tonight Show on a mad rush cross-country run from New York to Los Angeles, only to learn he did not remember his keys to open his locked studio. The Tonight show resembled that of the likes, generations ago, of the late Johnny Carson.

Here is Conan O’Brien, sidekick Andy Richter and Max Weinberg and the Max Weinberg 7.

Apparently, Conan O’Brien was no laughing matter. O’Brien owned the stage, however, according to UsMagazine.com O’Brien seemed more at ease with his sidekick announcer, Andy Richter, than that of his 380 fans. O’Brien’s opening monologue was “at times, painfully unfunny,” claimed New York Post TV critic Linda Stasi.

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Paris Hilton in the September GQ German version.

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As of Friday a.m., I’m off on a dream vacation!! Well, my dream anyway!!! A couple of my co-workers and I are going to hop across the border for a rock-n-roll weekend! Being as I have no laptop and will be outdoors attending two Poison/Ratt concerts, I will be unable to post until I return. Rest assured…I will have note takers for the 2 Big Brother 8 episodes I will miss and will post about those when I get back. (If I have time to watch while packing and what not tomorrow evening, I will post that episode right away.) I am praying for nice weather and some RELAXATION!! Have a splendid weekend!!

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Miz Weird

For the 2nd week in a row Daniele wins the Power Of Veto! It’s a much more personal decision this week as she has to choose to save herself, or her father Dick. Daniele, Dick, Jen, Joe, Amber and Mike all competed in the “Cutthroat Christmas” competetion. When the house guests went out to the back yard for the challenge, they were welcomed by a winter wonderland. Complete with a Christmas tree and presents. There was a curling alley set up and in each round, the person furthest from the red line was eliminated. That person then got to select a gift from under the tree. After each round was done, the eliminated person could either pick a gift from under the tree, or choose to take a gift from one of the other players already out of the game. Round by round the remaining players dwindled until there was Daniele. She won the power of veto!

During the POV ceremony, Daniele revealed that it was a very hard choice to make being as she was up for eviction with her dad. She got a little choked up which I think surprised everyone including herself. In the end, she did what she had to and took herself off the chopping block. Jen, being the current HOH, then had to put a new nominee up immediately. She went the way everyone was hoping and put Joe on the block. We shall see if Dick has enough supporters in this game to stay another week. Either he or Joe will be going home on Thursday night.

Eric’s challenge from the last episode was to fake sleepwalking and crawl into bed with the person America picked. That person was Joe. Eric had to get into bed with him and stay there until Joe kicked him out of bed. Well, he never did kick Eric out, so mission failed.

His next challenge will be to vote for Dick or Eric. But he has to vote the way America wants him to.

Be sure to check back Thursday night for the outcome of the eviction.

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Miz Weird

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Official findings in the Benoit murder/suicide were released by Georgia’s cheif medical examiner. Chris Benoit killed his wife Nancy and his 7 year old son Daniel before taking his own life last month. It was determined that Nancy and Daniel were both sedated when they were slain. What kind of sick bastard was Benoit? Did he honestly think that would make it better for them? Did he think that maybe the general public would think him less of a monster? That this heinous crime would seem less so if they weren’t aware of what was going on??? HE KILLED HIS WIFE AND SON!!! Nothing will make that any better for the people that loved them and now will have to miss them forever! All I know is it’s probably a good thing that he took his own life. He may have been strong enough to be the World Wrestling Champion time and again, but in my eyes, he’s nothing more than a spineless coward. Rest in Peace Nancy and Daniel.

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Miz Weird

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Winona Ryder, once a shoplifter, is now gracing the cover of Vogue. The issue will hit stands in August.

Photo Courtesy of: usmagazine.com

Meet the Cast!

Poison frontman, still a hottie, is searching for love. VH1’s Rock of Love With Bret Michaels premiered last night. It was interesting to say the least! The complete recipe for a rock-n-roll party. Take one HOT rocker, add a mansion to die for and mix in 25 um…well, young ladies.

Five of the 25 were cut before they even got to meet Bret or enter the party palace. Needless to say, they were not very happy and one vowed that she was NOT going home. The other 20 were ushered inside by Brets head of security, “Big John”. The booze started to flow and the girls eyed each other with some disdain. Each of them wants a chance to be the lady that rocks Brets world. A knock came on the door, and one of the first 5 booted, convinced Big John to give her a chance.

The night progressed and Bret personally took pictures of all of them for the All Access Passes that would be their salvation and allow them to stay in the house a little bit longer. Each of the girls tried to sway him with kisses. Some more passionately than others! And some bared a bit of flesh. After the impromtu photo shoot, they partied and vied for some personal attention from Bret.

I have to interject that Tiffany, the one who got back into the house via Big John, got so sloppy drunk that you couldn’t even understand what she was saying. It was a disgusting display of “I’m having a pity party, wanna join?”.

At the end of the night, he had to tell 5 of these ladies that they would not be continuing with him in his quest for love. Crushing their hopes and dreams he bid a fairwell to the following:

Bonnie, Jessica, Lauren, Raven and one of the Kristas. They gave no last name or initial, so at this time, I’m unclear as to which one it was. Sorry ladies…your wild ride ends here!

What we wanna know is why in the name of Stu did he allow Tiffany to stay!!?!?!?

Check back next Monday for a recap of Sunday’s episode. I can’t wait!

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Miz Weird

Photos Courtesy of: VH1.com

A celebrity edition of The Apprentice will air mid-season this year and Donald invites Rosie to join the cast. Her reply? “It will not happen in this lifetime or beyond.” Maybe the two can bury the proverbial hatchet for this one.

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Miz Weird

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That’s right. Jen, the current HOH in the Big Brother 8 house nominated Dick and Daniele. She has had a couple of run-ins with Dick who has made his dislike for her well known. To her face. Daniele seems to have a special bond with Nick, the hunky ex-football player and Jen wanted him for herself. Jealousy won over and Daniele got put on the block. The POV competition will be played on Thursday. Only then will we know if one of them will be saved. I think if Dick wins it, he may save Daniele. If not only because she’s his daughter, it may just save their relationship.

The house also competed in their next food challenge, Name That Pie, based on the old game show Name That Tune where 2 house guests would have to “outbid” each other and name that pie in so many bites. Now, you’re thinking, “Pie, that would be good”. But think again. They were awful combinations. Anchovy and blueberry, sausage and peach (I think), potato and pineapple. Not something you’d want set before you at your Thanksgiving Day feast. Once again, the loosing team will have to eat BB Slop for the ensuing week.

America’s Player, Eric, has a new challenge. He has to crawl into bed with Jessica. I just hope she doesn’t talk in her sleep for his sake. If I had to choose between listening to her talk or a banshee wailing I’d pick the banshee.

Thursday’s veto competition should be a real nailbiter!

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Miz Weird

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An internal investigation has begun to determine whether or not Paris Hilton received “special” treatment while serving a 3 week sentance in jail.

Several deputies have now come forward stating that Paris had unlimited use of a cell phone during her stay. They also claim that she was given a brand new jail uniform instead of the normal hand-me-downs that are given to all other inmates. I can see the other incarcerees getting their undies in a bunch over the cell phone use, but the uniform??? Come on, an orange jumpsuit is an orange jumpsuit…not flattering to anyone. Unless they had hers specially tailored?!? And really, would any of us be surprised to learn that they had?

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Miz Weird

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People.com wants to know who wears it better, Nicky Hilton or Lindsay Lohan? NEITHER!!! The outfit is GHASTLY!! The only places this would look good is in a garbage can or a bon-fire. YUCK!!

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Miz Weird

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While Katie looks nice and tan, Suri, now 14 months old, looks as if she hasn’t seen the light of day. EVER. Please, let this child out more often. Tom is filming his new movie Valkyrie so mom and baby tagged along to Germany.

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Miz Weird

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Carol was the first casualty of Big Brother 8. In a 10-1 vote, the house guests spoke. I would have rather seen that whiney little bitch Jessica go, but maybe next week. Her voice drives me crazy!!!

Eric, America’s Player, voted for Carol as America wanted him to. Task 2 completed. 3 more and he’ll have his first $10,000.00.

The HOH competition was held last night also. The house guests had to participate in a “Majority Rules” competition. When Julie asked a question, each house guest had to guess how the majority of the house guests would answer the question.

Jen, the one who threw a fit about her picture on the “wall”, won this competition. That’s too bad…I would like to see her leave as well. Tune in Sunday night to see what happens next!

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Miz Weird

Photos Courtesy of: CBS.com

A big Happy Birthday goes out to these celebs tomorrow, July 12, 2007!!!

The Cos turns 70!

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Fitness Guru and all around fruit cake Richard Simmons hits mile marker 59.

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Former pin-up girl Cheryl Ladd is 56!

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Wrestler Brock Lesnar is turning the big three-oh (30)!

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Wishing you all a very Happy Day!

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Miz Weird

Jessica celebrated #27 Tuesday. The party started at the Silver Spoon Beach Body house in Malibu. It was supposed to be a nice private gathering but quickly turned into a paparazzi frenzy. The group moved to her parents house where they could party in private. Sources say that Jessica had a very good time with friends and family. Simpson will soon be filming Major Movie Star in Louisiana and will also reveal a swimwear line in Miami this weekend. Happy Belated Birthday Jessica!

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Miz Weird

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