Hollyweird Gazette

This came from Comics.com. It’s from a cartoon called Pearls Before Swine. The writer did a 6-day rehab feature!

[tags]Britney Spears, funnies, comics, humor[/tags]

Not in a happy place, that’s for sure! Just taking care of some crappy situations that have sprung up in the last couple of weeks. I’ll be back as soon as possible, hopefully this weekend, if all goes well.

I hate that I haven’t done anything here in so long, but it was a necessary hitatus. My apologizes for being gone for so long without notice. I suck.

I can’t believe she still get singing gigs. That “Jenny From the Block” song should have destroyed her career. She hasn’t been getting much in terms of acting jobs either. What’s Jenny been doing lately for her cash? Marc certainly can’t be bringing in the dough that she’s used to.

[tags]Jennifer Lopez, Barcelona, Marc Anthony[/tags]

I would think stepping into a hair salon would be a traumatic experience for her after her breakdown, but she seems to be enjoying herself.

Fresh out of rehab, Britney Spears decided to celebrate being a free woman by hitting Shu-Sushi House. Maybe she should have tried the 90 day program….

Photos from Celebrity Dirty Laundry.

[tags]Britney Spears, Rehab, Shu-Sushi House[/tags]

TMZ caught Michael Jackson out shopping at Harrods in London. Shouldn’t he save his quickly diminishing fortune for something useful?

Such as future child allegation lawsuits or rebuilding his nose. That beak screams plastic.

[tags]Michael Jackson, shopping[/tags]

Courtney Cox recently did this photo shoot for her FX show Dirt. Which I would think would catch the attention of potential viewers! She also did an interview discussing paparazzi, which I kiped from Celebrity Smack!

“There are times when paparazzi go too far. There was a party at my house for Jennifer [Aniston] the other night. I don’t know who leaked it, but all day long, there were paparazzi - and I’m talking a ton.”

She continued, “Sometimes they get so competitive it’s dangerous, like ‘Who’s gonna get the shot?’ It’s OK as long as it stays within limits. It’s OK to go to a restaurant and get your picture taken-you’re going out and you have to expect something. But when it gets invasive and they’re sitting outside your house, it’s gone too far.

“I’m kind of torn because I understand. Look, I don’t read those magazines…but don’t think I don’t look at the pictures to see what people are wearing. I ‘get’ the fascination, but if I’m followed every time I leave my house? That’s too much.”

[tags]Courtney Cox, Dirt, FX[/tags]

Larry Rudolph, Britney Spears manager, has confirmed that Britney left the Promises rehab facility after successfully completing her program. Wow! Britney made it the required 30 days, when her first to tries, she couldn’t make it 30 hours!

I will be so fun to see the different stages of her hair growth!

[tags]Britney Spears, Rehab, Promises[/tags]

Do you see, Rod? Do you see what it does for a daughter to have her father talk about her “lovely pair” to the press?

She couldn’t pass for a stripper at a corner slum bar with a sniffer’s row. Antonella you’re not, Kimmy.
[tags]Kimberly Stewart, Pole Dancing, Antonella Barba, Rod Stewart[/tags]

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Why does that pose look so natural for her? It just looks like she belongs there. More so than in the mall. The man you see from the waist down is supposedly Cee Lo from Gnarls Barkley, the same one that is married and produced children with the very instrument Paris holds in her hands.

There is some speculation that it isn’t her, but one glance at the shnoz and the lazy eye should put those doubts to rest. For the more graphic version of this photo, click here.

[tags]Paris Hilton, Cee Lo, Gnarls Barkey, Blow Job [/tags]

Well, Gene Simmons, along with wife Shannon Tweed, has done it. He’s had a face lift. The “unhappily married” couple decided to go for a new face together, most likely having to do do with his show, Gene Simmon’s Family Jewels which will begin it’s second season on March 25th on A & E, and will start with an episode of the surgery.

Oh…ugh. Just say goodbye to Korporate Kiss, the money-making empire it is and be the aging rocker you are, Gene. The worst part is that his daughter started bawling when she saw him…

…she said it looked as if he’d was in a terrible car accident, on which point I’d have to agree. His darling son Nicolas said he looked like Pat Morita from Karate Kid. Who’s dead. Which I would also agree on for both the just-post-surgery and the later photo.

[tags]Gene Simmons, Nick Simmons, Sophie Simmons, Shannon Tweed, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Plastic Surgery[/tags]

I do not need to see that swine on the toilet! It looks as if he’s mimicking the Antonella Barba-on-a-toilet pose. He doesn’t make it attractive, does he?

[tags]Antonella Barba, Brandon Davis, Toilet, American Idol[/tags]

By the way she’s dancing, I suspect a little vodka was slipped into that Red Bull in her hand!

[tags]Lindsay Lohan, Partying, Red Bull[/tags]

She really does nothing else with her life, does she? Not that it wouldn’t be nice to spend your life spending Daddy’s money, but wouldn’t you get the tiniest bit bored? Would there not be the slightest desire to do something meaningful with your life?

Something to show that your not just a herpe-infested, fake-blonde with a questionably pretty face?

[tags]Paris Hilton, Shopping[/tags]

I received these in an e-mail from a friend, although they’re obviously from Worth 1000. Today’s pretty people are tomorrow’s scariest!
Enjoy!

[tags]Katie Holmes, Jude Law, Justin Timberlake, Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne, Paris Hilton, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Nicole Kidman, Janet Jackson, Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Kirsten Dunst[/tags]

I’m obviously having some problems with the site! I apologize for all the problems! I’m be up and running and looking normal again as soon as I can!

The brutal hours at the real job haven’t helped either! But I’ve got all weekend so keep checking back! Progress should be made soon…and if it isn’t, it’s because I’ve gone blind attempting to decipher HTML code.

In the meantime, visit my blogging partners, Right Celebrity!

Debbie is at a Foundation for Facial Reconstruction charity event. Or it could be a fashion charity event for her. Who knows?

Photo from TMZ.

[tags]Debbie Gibson, ugly dress[/tags]

No. Tom is not putting Katie behind bars to make sure she can’t go anywhere. But he might as well have after the freakshow he made of himself on Oprah’s couch.

If he hadn’t have done that, this couple wouldn’t be so huge. But he did. And now paparazzi are desperate to hunt down their daughter for a photograph. Most likely to see if what these two weirdos spawned was growing horns.

The family was actually at Connor’s basketball game and a photographer snuck onto the school grounds. Tom put down his size 3 foot on that one. He immediately called the authorities and the pap was promptly arrested.

Then he tried to bribe the cops into locking up Katie until Suri was old enough to keep an eye on her.

Photo Source

[tags]Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise[/tags]

Newsweek did a feature spread on Angelina Jolie visiting the refugee camps in Chad and Darfur. Why doesn’t she just take a vow and live out Mother Theresa’s vision already? From Dlisted.

[tags]Angelina Jolie, Newsweek, Chad[/tags]

Speculation is that Paris Hilton got fake boobs after she was seen busting out of a low-cut, tight black dress the other night. Apparently, her boob job was the cause of the chest spots she was…spotted with.

After careful examination, I’d have to say it’s absolutely true. No push-up bra in the world can get what she had to look like that.

[tags]Paris Hilton, Boob Job, Implants[/tags]