Hollyweird Gazette

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan should start a tally sheet to see who can enter and check out of rehab more times!

Lindsay Lohan’s rep has confirmed that the crash-prone star has finally readmitted herself into a rehab facility following her crash which resulted in charges of DUI and possession of cocaine. Apparently, this is an intensive medical program, which could last several months at Promises in Malibu, the same place Britney Spears attended after her head-shaving incident.

The photos are from a party Lindsay attended shortly after the crash. Must have been a final-countdown sort of shindig for her.

Miss USA Rachel Smith was all over television this morning after landing flat on her ass at the Miss Universe pageant last night. I LOVE to watch people fall! So if you dig the same wicked pleasure, enjoy:

Miss Smith is also included in this video of greatest faux pas’ on the runway, but there are three other good episodes that were included, not all of them falls, but peekaboo’s at what we weren’t supposed to see!

An official poster promoting Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday at Pure nightclub on July 2nd. Shit, hasn’t the girl been drinking for 21 years already?

They might think of changing the location to Promises in Malibu. Or the county jail. Looks like these went to the press a little early. Who has posters printed to announce their 21st birthday, anyhow? So she turns 21. Why celebrate what she’s been doing for years? Photo from Farundulista!

Mischa Barton was reportedly hospitalized yesterday after suffering “a bad reaction to a medication.” While at a friends BBQ, she began to feel ill and was taken to a Los Angeles hospital.

Her rep says she’s now with her family, resting and feeling much better.

Mischa shouldn’t be switching her meds around that way! It’s apparent that one thing always works for her…why change?

|Click here to find out what cures all of Mischa’s ailments!

The girl kicked out of school for spending too much time on her knees performs with Debbie Harry and Blondie on the Today Show.

See more photos at Farandulista!

A DUI is bad enough. Add some illegal drugs to that, and you’ve got yourself a certified disaster.

Following her early morning crash and DUI citation, police have confirmed that Lindsay may face cocaine possession charges.

In Touch Weekly reports that it was announced at a press conference by Lt. Mitch McCann.

From In Touch Weekly:
The cocaine was “recovered” during the investigation, McCann said. Lindsay was driving her black Mercedes convertible when she clipped the curb and hit bushes on Sunset Boulevard. McCann said she was “quickly transported to the hospital by an associate” who was driving a different car. Lindsay’s car received “major damage,” McCann said.

The rehab program Lindsay attended apparently was not effective. Maybe she needs to sit in jail with Paris Hilton for a few days. Like 90 or so.

Paris Hilton finally decides to stay home and catch a flick. Ironically, she chooses “Innocent.” I’ve never heard of the movie, and chances are, neither has she. Just wants to keep claiming that she’s not at fault.

Countdown to Paris’ jail sentence: 10 days!

Love the dress! Mischa Barton at Cinema Against AIDS 2007. Why did she finally decide to dress normal?

The New York Post is reporting that Britney Spears flew into a tizzy this weekend after boarding her United Airlines flight from L.A. to Miami.

Supposedly, just before takeoff, Britney began ranting and raving that the plane was not equipped with leather seats. She demanded that they let her off the plane, and held off the takeoff, which obviously irritated some of the other passengers.

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The season finale of Desperate Housewives airs tonight! Looks like we’ll be seeing the return of a pregnant Bree…I’m so glad she’ll finally be back! Gabby’s wedding…if it actually happens and we’ll meet Lynette’s mother-in-law.

And whatever other delightful plot twists they toss in! I’m on the West Coast, so I have to wait until 9…boo!

[tags]Desperate Houswives, Season Finale[/tags]

Avril Lavigne topless in Blender! Of course, she says that there was really a little tube top underneath, and the banner was put in to cover up. Sure.

Well, I’m back from Vegas! Not only did we not win at Bingo - the only gambling we did - but I sustained multiple injuries, including large bruises all over my thighs, burning the bottom of my foot on a light outside of our hotel, and twisting and scraping up my left knee.

No celebrity crotch, but our hotel room at the Monte Carlo was ROBBED the night before we left. Two of the girls entire suitcases were stolen, my makeup bag full of brand new makeup I purchased the day before we left was taken (as well as my new sunglasses), two of the girls had jewelry stolen and one actually had her retainer (yish), cameras, shopping bags kiped…just about everything of hers was gone.

And the Monte Carlo…well…not especially helpful under the circumstances, shoving us off to their risk insurance department, with whom we couldn’t even personally speak to because we were leaving early the following morning. As they thought it is most likely an employee theft, I would think they could be a little more accommdating to their guests, but at least they extended a comp stay for one night and our hour of bitching got the two girls who’s bags were stolen hotel duffle bags to pack their remaining possessions in for the trip home.

As soon as I recover…I’ll be back!

Hi, I’m off to Portland and than to Vegas for the first time! I’ll be gone through Monday and then it’s back to reality. The way things have been going, there’s a good chance I’ll see some celebrity crotch! ‘Til Monday!

Check out Right Celebrity in the meantime!

Rachel Hunter as a lesbian - Right Celebrity

Brad and Angelina in Prague - Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner

Sienna and Keira on the set - Celeb Warship

No more Wedding Crashers on NBC (but you can see ever MORE Law and Order - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Kendra Wilkinson in Miami - Jen’s Juice

Paris blames Elliot, then fires his ass - Backseat Cuddler

Maybe Ahh-nold can help Parisite! - Miz Monica Monroe

Amy Winehouse a Bond girl? - Allie is Wired

Dylan isn’t so dreamy anymore - Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Angelina Jolie’s “A Mighty Heart” trailer - Celebrity Puke

Tyra’s fat picture bothered her so much that she’s been on a mission to get the word out about eating healthy. From Shape magazine via Jen’s Juice:
“I want everyone to eat healthy foods,” she stresses.

“Sometimes the only thing in my kitchen when I got home at night was Tang and microwave popcorn, so that was my dinner,” she says. Today, she eats plenty of fresh fruits (her favorites: mango and papayas) and salads with chicken, shrimp, or other protein, and she snacks on crudités with onion dip.

“Now I’m much more diligent,” she says. “I do treadmill intervals – I mix walking and running. Or I just run outside.”

According to BritneySpears.org, the Post Chronicle reported that Britney and Lance Bass perform a duet together. Lance owns rights to Marilyn Monroe’s “Down Boy” and has extended the offer to Britney to sing it with him.

Britney is still considering the offer.

Paris Hilton isn’t going to take her jail sentence lying down (the way she takes everything else). A one-page appeal was filled out by hand and submitted shortly after the judge made his ruling on Friday.

In an interview she did with Harper’s Bazaar magazine, to be released in their June issue, Paris said:

“I think I get in more trouble just because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. They’ll just pull me over to hit on me. It’s really annoying. They’re like, ‘What’s your phone number? Want to go to dinner?’ They just pull me over, and the paparazzi, of course, take a picture. All the time. I have so many cops’ business cards.”

Because of who she is? Well, they pull her over because she’s a drug-toting, drunken-driving imbecile who disregards her revoked license. So I suppose that would be an accurate statement. As for taking her out to dinner, I think they just want to snack at the ‘Y’