Hollyweird Gazette

He looks like a serial killer, but luckily it’s not a permanent look for him. He starts filming the Wolf Man next month.

Mika Brzezinski of MSNBC has obviously been suffering from Paris Hilton over-exposure, as we all have! Mika flipped a lid during a morning newscast, refusing to do a story on Paris Hilton’s release from jail, saying (and rightfully so) that there was many other more news-worthy stories to report…such as Iraq.

She even went so far as to tear up the documents for the story, then crumple them, then attempt to light them on fire, then shred them. I rather enjoy her stubborn refusal to deem Paris as more important than a war or our armed forces. After all…could Paris make a significant contribution to our military? Other than Army Camp Prostitute?

Victoria Beckham obviously has money to throw around on pure crap. Perhaps it’s frugal upbringing, but her new $500,000 closet disgusts me! All of my meager assets combined are worth less than the place she keeps her clothes!

From Jordan Is Your Homeboy….

Victoria designed a $500,000 closet for her new L.A. home. It supposedly features a leather floor, Baccarat crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a 360-degree “cat scan” of her outfit before she steps out.

Andy Warhol was one of the very first people to be openly gay…and Victoria Beckham manages to stuff him back in a closet. Great way to drop a half mil, Vicky.

US Weekly, taking compassion on everyone in the world has decided do a Paris blackout because the world is on Paris overload!

People however, jumped on Paris’ post-prison interview. Here’s some quotes from Paris:

On her first days in jail:
“I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics.”

On her fellow inmates:
“All of the inmates were very supportive. There were girls next to me. We could talk through the vents and they were just really sweet.”

On her medical condition:
“The doctors were observing me while I was there. They explained to Sheriff [Lee] Baca that they thought I was having severe anxiety, panic attacks, claustrophobia.”

On people who doubt that she will change after her jail experience:
“They’re wrong and they don’t know me. I’m a good person. I’m a compassionate person. I have a big heart. I’m sincere, and they’ll see.”

On getting out:
“Just being able to hug my mom felt so great, and I really needed it ’cause I haven’t had a hug in a long time.”

Of course her fellow inmates were sweet! They probably threatened to kick her ass and rob her if she said otherwise!

Fashion designer Liz Claibourne died! Her company confirms that Liz died yesterday at age 78 at New York Presbyterian Hospital after battling cancer for several years. Although I would think everyone has heard of Liz Claibourne, the height of her popularity was in the 70’s and 80’s.

Lucky because not only she is beautiful, but because she is the ex-girlfriend Bobby Cutts and also the mother of one of his children…and she survived! Bobby Cutts, of course, is suspected in the murder and disappearance of pregnant Jessie Davis.

Nikki obviously has a thing for high-profile men. Besides dating an alleged murderer, she also has a child with pro-basketball player Shawn Kemp.

But back to the beautiful part! Nikki is a model who’s been featured on various internet sites and has been looking to break into modeling…and the Bobby Cutts scandal should certainly help her gain some notoriety.

See Nikki’s MySpace. She appears to be a pinup Christian.

See Right Celebrity for lots more pictures, measurements, etc!

But everything in life is alright now…

Thanks to Agent Bedhead for this delightful photo!

Beth Ditto has named Kate Moss as the ideal person to front an Anti-Shaving Campaign. Ditto, who’s already hideous enough without adding body hair to the equation, has expressed her adoration for the unshaved and natural look. And Beth Ditto believes that Kate is the person motivator to change the shaving attitudes of women and young girls.

How would you like to smell Beth Ditto with a year worth of body hair growth?

From Farandulista via Right Celebrity.

You make one fashion disaster…it’s forgivable. But to make the same fashion faux pas twice is a travesty that Brooke Hogan can’t recover from. After the entire gossip blog network ripped her for wearing these puzzling…pants (???) last month, Brooke was caught repeating this grave fashion error again.

She did pair them with a pair of fishnets this time…only succeeding in making them look even trashier than last time…which I didn’t think was possible.

Estelle Getty? Angela Lansbury? Cloris Leachman?

Click here to find out!

Megan Fox is a Dirty Whore - Backseat Cuddler

Bruce Willis is a Stoner - Right Celebrity

Eddie Murphy is the Baby’s Father - Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner

Ashely Simpson spends 8 hours with Ken Paves - Farundulista

Britney getting a restraining order against her mom? - Saving Face

Sting sucks - Agent Bedhead

What is Isaiah Washington bitching about this time? - The Evil Beet

Gene Simmons and daughter Sophie Go for Yogurt - Celebrity Puke

A crusty old man….just what Paris does best! Larry King’s spokewoman has announced that Paris Hilton has been booked as a guest on Larry’s show for Wednesday night…the evening after she is released from jail.

Paris is slated to guest on the show for the full hour, despite earlier reports that she would be appearing on the Today show and interviewing with Meridith Vieira.

Larry supposedly does not pay for interviews, so Paris will be doing this one for free…just like many of her sexual favors.

Both 5-year-old Maddox and 2-year-old Zahara, son and daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, have been spotted wearing a Black Sabbath T-shirt!

So who did the good taste in music come from? Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt?

Photos from Just Jared.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline managed to spawn some adorable children, despite the strange and trashy union. We finally get to see little Jayden James in all his cute and normal glory! Britney’s kept him out of the press for so long that there’s been a ton of speculation that he’s autistic or the victim of fetal alcohol syndrome, or maybe just a circus-freak of a child.

But he seems to be completely normal, adorable and he looks happy. And lots of hair! Probably more than Britney actually has without her wigs and weaves!

Ever since her outstanding joke about Paris Hilton in jail, Sarah Silverman seems to be attracting a lot of attention. She was also featured in Maxim magazine last month.

This must be the summer for comebacks and reunions.

Gwen Stefani is ready to go back to No Doubt…which has been in the works for awhile. But the newly reunited group is finally actually working on their first studio album in several years….since Gwen went solo. I actually really liked No Doubt, and was not crazy about her solo style, so I’m eager to see what they come up with after a hiatus. I hope they stay true to the style they had as a group and try not to follow up on Gwen’s solo success.

Or is that a pair of high-waisted pants paired with a silk teddy? Leelee Sobieski needs some help in the fashion department, either way. What would possess her to think, first of all, that the jumpsuit is an attractive piece. And then to wear is with undergarments?

I never thought of her as capable of looking hot and sexy. But here she is, with these steamy photos in GQ UK. It’s fortunate she grew out that horrible hair style she was sporting for awhile.

Photos from A Socialite’s Life.

Heart singer Ann Wilson will release her first solo album in September but is asking for a little help from her big-time friends. The album, called Hope and Glory, will feature guest appearances from her sister, Nancy Wilson, along with Elton John, Rufus, Wainwright, and Gretchen Wilson.

Wilson will also include her own renditions of songs by Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and John Lennon, of which she says, are “songs as these carry me through my life, and they are a standard to which all new music I hear and write must compare.”

Perhaps some interest…I always thought she had a fabulous voice, but she’s a little past her prime.