Hollyweird Gazette

More sexy photos of Hayden here

Winona Ryder, once a shoplifter, is now gracing the cover of Vogue. The issue will hit stands in August.

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People.com wants to know who wears it better, Nicky Hilton or Lindsay Lohan? NEITHER!!! The outfit is GHASTLY!! The only places this would look good is in a garbage can or a bon-fire. YUCK!!

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While Katie looks nice and tan, Suri, now 14 months old, looks as if she hasn’t seen the light of day. EVER. Please, let this child out more often. Tom is filming his new movie Valkyrie so mom and baby tagged along to Germany.

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A big Happy Birthday goes out to these celebs tomorrow, July 12, 2007!!!

The Cos turns 70!

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Fitness Guru and all around fruit cake Richard Simmons hits mile marker 59.

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Former pin-up girl Cheryl Ladd is 56!

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Wrestler Brock Lesnar is turning the big three-oh (30)!

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Wishing you all a very Happy Day!

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Miz Weird

Jessica celebrated #27 Tuesday. The party started at the Silver Spoon Beach Body house in Malibu. It was supposed to be a nice private gathering but quickly turned into a paparazzi frenzy. The group moved to her parents house where they could party in private. Sources say that Jessica had a very good time with friends and family. Simpson will soon be filming Major Movie Star in Louisiana and will also reveal a swimwear line in Miami this weekend. Happy Belated Birthday Jessica!

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Miz Weird

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Catherine Zeta-Jones has an unusual hair treatment. Roe, a.k.a. whale eggs. That’s right, she has freaking whale eggs mashed through her hair. Beluga caviar is flown from Iran to a salon in London 5 days prior to her visit. It costs $400.00 dollars per application & supposedly is the reason for her shiny locks. There is no way I could or would justify spending that kind of dough to wash my hair. I’ll stick to eggs and save myself $398.91.

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Miz Weird

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Wikipedia definition of “Ruff” - A ruff is an item of clothing worn in Western Europe from the mid-sixteenth century to the mid-seventeenth century.

The ruff evolved from the small fabric ruffle at the drawstring neck of the shirt or chemise. They served as changeable pieces of cloth that could themselves be laundered while keeping the wearer’s doublet from becoming soiled at the neckline.

Is this Sarah Jessica’s updated version on Queen Elizabeth’s fashion statement in the 1500’s???

I personally am not one to talk about how to make a marriage work. I’ve failed miserably at it…TWICE. Maybe the secret is to spend thousands of dollars and fly off to some locale that common folk can only dream about visiting, let alone going there to tie the proverbial knot.

Oh wait…wouldn’t that mean that more Hollywood marriages would last forever??? Now, don’t get me wrong or send me a bunch of hate e-mails, I wish them the best. Really I do. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if I have to report on the break-up too. Anyone want to place bets????

In attendance at the wedding included Eva’s Desperate Housewives co-stars Felicity Huffman with husband William H. Macy, Nicollette Sheridan, Terri Hatcher along with her daughter as well as Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.

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Despite the fact that she’s not wearing makeup, she still looks better then with the red hair and stroke face.

Both 5-year-old Maddox and 2-year-old Zahara, son and daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, have been spotted wearing a Black Sabbath T-shirt!

So who did the good taste in music come from? Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt?

Photos from Just Jared.

Or is that a pair of high-waisted pants paired with a silk teddy? Leelee Sobieski needs some help in the fashion department, either way. What would possess her to think, first of all, that the jumpsuit is an attractive piece. And then to wear is with undergarments?

I never thought of her as capable of looking hot and sexy. But here she is, with these steamy photos in GQ UK. It’s fortunate she grew out that horrible hair style she was sporting for awhile.

Photos from A Socialite’s Life.

Lindsay Lohan and her other rehab pals appear to be having a blast at Venice Beach…a little trip away from rehab. Check out the pictures at X17.

I can’t believe how many young girls there seems to be in rehab. Especially ones who can afford a place like Promises.

Liv Tyler SHOULD be scared. If her father, Aerosmith front-man Steven Tyler’s face is any indication of what her own will look like…plastic surgery should be considered at all costs! Liv tells Allure magazine in their July issue:

“I’m definitely going to have some, I’m sure. Especially when you see what happens to your body after you have a baby. I was trying to get back into shape, so I went to the gym every day, sometimes twice a day.”

But twice a day to the gym apparently doesn’t pay the bills.

“I have to make a living. I guess I could sell my house and go live a really simple life in a trailer somewhere.”

Yeah, Liv, I’m sure you’ll never see a piece of that little pittance Aerosmith has made over the last 40 years….which in itself could probably give you a large house and comfortable lifestyle in the suburbs for the rest of your life. I’m quite positive you won’t have to resort to a trailer.

Apparently Kate Hudson and Owen Wison have done the old Hollywood Split. Some say it was doomed from the beginning. It was a rebound for Kate. Well, regardless if it was a rebound or not, one has to wonder who both parties will end up with next? And how fast? Remember…this is Hollywood. Or rather, Hollyweird! Hey…maybe I could write a screenplay about the whole Hollywood romance scene. I sure folks would watch!

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Miz Weird

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So, they will finally be legal. Wonder what kind of “double trouble” they will get themselves into? They celebrate on June 13th.

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Puff, puff, pass! Sarah Michelle Gellar obviously took some time to toke a little before posing on the red carpet at an art party. They usually have good munchies at these events, don’t they?

Or maybe all the celebs take a hit off the herb before they head to art extravaganzas like this one to combat the dullness? Perhaps that’s why they always seem to end up with “art” that looks like trash. It probably looks pretty when they gaze on it through their glassed-over eyes.

Photos from Ninja Dude.

I wasn’t able to watch the MTV Movie Awards…and of course I heard about the Sarah Silverman joke about Paris Hilton. But I finally watched it…and it’s so fabulous that even though it’s WAY late, I have to post it. Holy shit…that was a telling round of applause she got just for saying Paris was going to jail! And check out the shit-eating grin on Jack Nicholson’s face…he enjoyed that dig at Paris!

Hmmm…maybe that’s why Paris went mental in jail. No penises.

To see Sarah in Maxim magazine, click here.