Hollyweird Gazette

Apple is getting big! She’s a cute kid…I hope her odd name doesn’t have any adverse effects on her!

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She’s so drab and does zero with her career. Maybe Apple and Moses are wearing her out. Ack…what the hell… make a pie out of one and sail the other one down the river in a basket. Problem solved.

Really, does anyone truly care about Gweneth Paltrow anymore? She’s dull.

And I don’t understand. Why would someone wear high heels on a walk to the gym while carrying sneakers? Would it not be a more comfortable walk if you just wore the sneakers for the walk to the gym? Would the outfit not look more cohesive if paired with the sneakers, as opposed to the heels?

[tags]Gweneth Paltrow, Apple Martin, Moses Martin[/tags]

Jodie Foster

The bigger celebrities are starting to arrive now. Who’s a fashion “yea” and who’s a fashion “nea” in Hollyweird tonight?

Jada Pinkett Smith in yellow/gold satin - it’s a beautiful color for a black woman; Forest Whitaker’s wife wore the same color, and they both look fabulous.

Beyonce is wearing what appears to be mint green. The top is stunning; the bottom…not so much.

Gweneth Paltrow is wearing a red/pink creation that’s really unique, but I don’t really care for the top from what I’ve seen. The bottom is pretty, though.

Kirsten Dunst’s frock is something my grandmother would wear!!! And her hair looks like mine today - which I haven’t washed and is thrown up in a sloppy bun…her bangs look like one of her friends quick chopped ‘em off at home.

Nicole Kidman just arrived…she’s wearing red, but I haven’t had a good look yet.

Leonardo=HOT…looking very good!

Celine Dion gave the normal look a try for once in a subdued olive-colored gown….shit she’s performing tonight; that’ll be a channel-changer.

Queen Latifah has a beautiful black dress on - and I hate black clothes!

Kate Winslet is up for one of my personal favorites in a mint green Grecian-style gown. I think she, Penelope Cruz and Jada Pinkett Smith are tied for my favorites.

That’s all for a few minutes!

P.S. Ryan Seacrest - he’s even more gay since the blog I posted 15 minutes ago.

Quick Update before publishing - Ryan just mispronounced Ricky Gervais’ name! Kate Winslet had to correct him!

[tags]Jada Pinkett Smith, Beyonce, Gweneth Paltrow, Kirsten Dunst, Nicole Kidman, Celine Dion, Queen Latifah, Kate Winslet, Penelope Cruz, Ryan Seacrest, Oscars, red carpet, 2007, Ricky Gervais[/tags]