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Poison frontman, still a hottie, is searching for love. VH1’s Rock of Love With Bret Michaels premiered last night. It was interesting to say the least! The complete recipe for a rock-n-roll party. Take one HOT rocker, add a mansion to die for and mix in 25 um…well, young ladies.

Five of the 25 were cut before they even got to meet Bret or enter the party palace. Needless to say, they were not very happy and one vowed that she was NOT going home. The other 20 were ushered inside by Brets head of security, “Big John”. The booze started to flow and the girls eyed each other with some disdain. Each of them wants a chance to be the lady that rocks Brets world. A knock came on the door, and one of the first 5 booted, convinced Big John to give her a chance.

The night progressed and Bret personally took pictures of all of them for the All Access Passes that would be their salvation and allow them to stay in the house a little bit longer. Each of the girls tried to sway him with kisses. Some more passionately than others! And some bared a bit of flesh. After the impromtu photo shoot, they partied and vied for some personal attention from Bret.

I have to interject that Tiffany, the one who got back into the house via Big John, got so sloppy drunk that you couldn’t even understand what she was saying. It was a disgusting display of “I’m having a pity party, wanna join?”.

At the end of the night, he had to tell 5 of these ladies that they would not be continuing with him in his quest for love. Crushing their hopes and dreams he bid a fairwell to the following:

Bonnie, Jessica, Lauren, Raven and one of the Kristas. They gave no last name or initial, so at this time, I’m unclear as to which one it was. Sorry ladies…your wild ride ends here!

What we wanna know is why in the name of Stu did he allow Tiffany to stay!!?!?!?

Check back next Monday for a recap of Sunday’s episode. I can’t wait!

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Miz Weird

Photos Courtesy of: VH1.com

A mere 8 months after his divorce from Denise Richards, Charlie is ready to take the plunge again. He and girlfriend Brooke Mueller have announced that they are engaged. A dear friend of mine always says, “It takes a pretty dumb dog to get run over twice”. Hopefully Brooke won’t turn out to be the cheater that Denise was. Of course, in Denise’s defense, Bon Jovi axeman Ritchie Sambora is pretty hot. We’ll have to see if Charlie gets run down by this one.

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of: People.com

I personally am not one to talk about how to make a marriage work. I’ve failed miserably at it…TWICE. Maybe the secret is to spend thousands of dollars and fly off to some locale that common folk can only dream about visiting, let alone going there to tie the proverbial knot.

Oh wait…wouldn’t that mean that more Hollywood marriages would last forever??? Now, don’t get me wrong or send me a bunch of hate e-mails, I wish them the best. Really I do. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if I have to report on the break-up too. Anyone want to place bets????

In attendance at the wedding included Eva’s Desperate Housewives co-stars Felicity Huffman with husband William H. Macy, Nicollette Sheridan, Terri Hatcher along with her daughter as well as Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.

Photo Courtesy of E!Online

Apparently Kate Hudson and Owen Wison have done the old Hollywood Split. Some say it was doomed from the beginning. It was a rebound for Kate. Well, regardless if it was a rebound or not, one has to wonder who both parties will end up with next? And how fast? Remember…this is Hollywood. Or rather, Hollyweird! Hey…maybe I could write a screenplay about the whole Hollywood romance scene. I sure folks would watch!

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of ABCNews

What?!!! Britney Spears is supposedly dating her drug counselor, a guy named John Sundahl, a successful, 38-year-old real estate developer. The two are supposedly getting chummy, and Kevin Federline has told the National Enquirer (consider the source) that that they ARE dating and Lynne Spears is ecstatic about it!

That is a serious breach of a therapist’s career if he is licensed and and legit. Did this guy take advantage of Britney and her bald vulnerability in rehab? Of course, Sundahl denies the claim to the Enquirer, although witnesses say they saw the two kissing by Sundahl’s pool during a “12-step meeting.”

It’s an easy relationship to start…your drug counselor would already know all the humiliating things you’ve done, although in Britney’s case, the whole world has seen her crotch, so guess she can skip that step in all her relationships!

Rumors have been circling as of late that Jennifer Aniston has been dating a new guy who no one could seem to identify. But People magazine has finally revealed Jen’s man of mystery as Paul Sculfor, a 6-foot-tall, dark-haired, blue-eyed British stud of a male model.

The two were spotted enjoying dinner together in Santa Monica. Sculfor is a former boxer and has posed in ads for Christian Dior and Jean Paul Gaultier. He is also well known for a British Levi’s ad he starred in. Which you can see by clicking here.

I’m concerned about his teeth. He’s British and I haven’t yet seen a full smile.