Hollyweird Gazette

The Sleazy Celebrity News You Can’t Resist

July 11th, 2007

Celebrity Birthdays

A big Happy Birthday goes out to these celebs tomorrow, July 12, 2007!!!

The Cos turns 70!

BillCosby

Photo Courtesy of: thefunkstore.com

Fitness Guru and all around fruit cake Richard Simmons hits mile marker 59.

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Photo Courtesy of: photobucket.com

Former pin-up girl Cheryl Ladd is 56!

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Photo Courtesy of: orangeshag.com

Wrestler Brock Lesnar is turning the big three-oh (30)!

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Photo Courtesy of: photofile.com

Wishing you all a very Happy Day!

TTFN
Miz Weird

July 11th, 2007

McPhee Couldn’t Win Idol, Can She Win on the Silver Screen?

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Katherine McPhee is set to co-star in a comedy film. The movie will be produced by Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison company and will also star Anna Farris from Scary Movie. The story line is about a Playboy bunny who gets the boot from the House of Hef and ends up being a den mother for a sorority house on a near by college campus. I hope Katherine can act better than she can sing Over the Rainbow. What used to be one of my favorite movie songs, is now reduced to reminding me of nails scratching down a chalkboard. Filming is slated to begin late summer. Good Luck Katherine!

TTFN
Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of EW.com

June 5th, 2007

Top 10 Things Paris Hilton Heard In Prison

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10. No, we don’t have a room service menu

9. Versace doesn’t make an orange prison jumpsuit

8. Say ‘That’s hot’ one more time and I’ll smother you with a pillow

7. Governor Schwarzenegger called, but no one could understand a thing he said

6. I assume you’re accustomed to people watching you shower

5. No number five — writer too heartbroken

4. “If you miss your chihuahau, the rats make pretty good pets”

3. I’m in here for illegally downloading video of you off the internet”

2. May I have your autograph Miss Lohan?

1. Tell Letterman we can’t accept any more flowers

That Letterman…he’s my favorite! This is Paris’ mug-shot!

Photo Courtesy of Showbuzz

Top 10 List Courtesy of David Letterman

April 22nd, 2007

Cobert on GQ

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I love Stephen Colbert! He and Jon Stewart are my daily source for news! The real news is just way too depressing!

Photo from Allie is Wired.

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