Hollyweird Gazette

I wouldn’t say he’s going bald….I’d say he’s follically (probably not a word) challenged.

Who knew that being bald could translate into so many fun photographs for Brintey Spears? These photographs are from Distortrait. If you haven’t checked out their site yet, make sure you do…they can make any celebrity look disgusting!

[tags]Britney Spears, Distortrait[/tags]

And what a horrible wig it is! First she wanted to be bald, and now she want to look like a kemo patient without the funds to purchase a decent rug. Photos from Allie is Wired.

Britney’s hair (taps please) looks like it’s been wiping up filthy floors for a few years now, so it could easily transform into a trusty tool to keep your kitchen floors sparkling clean!

That is..if you can afford the million dollars that the sellers on Ebay are asking for Britney’s locks! The salon where Britney shaved her melon is selling her sparse strands for a cool mill on Ebay. There are also rumors that a tabloid may purchase the hair to drug test. We may find out exactly what it is she’s been on lately!