Ok…so my computer is a complete piece of shit. It only locked up on me 3 times while trying to do this post. We will go the reformat route AGAIN tomorrow and hopefully that helps.
Anyway…I’ve been waiting since Big Brother: All Stars ended last year for the new Season. It premiered tonight and as always, it’s hard to tell on the first night who’s going to become a favorite house guest. Just imagaine…14 people whom you’ve never met, living in a house with 51 cameras and 74 microphones! Yeah…the house is WAY cool, but still…no privacy. Don’t think this blogger could do it. But…I can watch!
I’m a bit disappointed that it seems that every year BB gets to be more of a beauty contest. Now, don’t get me wrong, hot guys are hot guys and I’ll look at them til the cows come home. But what happened to the diversity of the first few years? Not all beauty queen material. They all were from COMPLETELY different life-styles. You could just tell.
I was also surprised that they revealed the first “big twist” to the house guests already. 11 people moved in and met right away. The other 3 were secretly hidden upstairs and watched and listened to the other house guests. Here’s the twist…these 3 sequestered house guests are enemies to 3 of the unsuspecting house guests downstairs. One of the house guests mentioned that the house resembled Alice In Wonderland. CBS.com calls it “Malice In Wonderland”. Should be interesting. Bring on the fights and name calling…I can’t wait!!!
Quick intros to the house guests: (after reformat tomorrow, will get some pictures to go along with these introductions. I know…I’m just lame today!)
Jessica is a 21 year old student and is from Kansas
Nick is 25 years old, hails from Minnesota and is a former pro football player
Eric, a talent management assistant, is 27 and resides in New York
Daniele is 20 (she lied to the group and said she was legal) and is a waitress from Orange County
Dick is 44, has lots of tats and piercings (oddly he reminds me of Tommy Lee), and is a bar manager in Cali
Jen is a nanny and is 23 years old. She said she also models and does a bunch of other shit…she is also from California
Mike is a painting contractor from Wisconsin and is 26
Kail is a 38 year old mother of 3 who said she would NOT give up her seat on a bus or train or whatever for a pregnant woman. And her reason???? Because no one ever did that for her. Yeah, there ya go…great role model. Teach the kids that 2 wrongs make a right… She told the group she’s a real estate agent. She lied…she’s a business owner and if I remember correctly, she stated she has plenty of money but didn’t want the others to know.
Joe is a gay receiptionist who lives in Chicago. He’s 23 years old. He’s very out there. A little over the top. Don’t know how long I’ll be able to stand that one! Why can’t Marcellas be on every season????
Carol is a student from Kansas and is 21 years old. She happens to be the daughter of a Senator. Not really sure I care, but whatever…
Amber is a 27 year old cocktail waitress in Las Vegas
Zach, a graphic designer is 30 years old and lives in California. I’m starting to see that state pop up a lot…
Dustin is in shoe sales. He is also gay but isn’t as hard to handle as Joe. He’s 22 and he is from Illinois
Jameka is a school councilor and is 27 years old. She is the only African American on the show this year and stated that she’s really not that comfortable around all those white people! She’ll be just fine
You will note that some of the above have much more descriptive intros. That’s because these are the ones that already stood out to me as being the most likely to cause trouble and turmoil! The best part of BB!!!!
They had the first HOH competition tonight already. Each house guest had to pick a partner. The 3 “enemies” did NOT participate. The competition was Julie Chen asking a series of questions to each pair of house guests. One person answered the questions, the other had to kneel down on the top of a plastic over-sized mushroom. The mushrooms had spinning tops and each time a person answered a question wrong, their partner on the mushroom would spin faster. Then throw in a bucket of goop that slightly resembled vomit (complete with whole kernels of corn) and a bit later a large poof of a floury substance lands all over the mushroom riding house guests. Makes for a mighty slippery surface. Kail and Eric were the ones to emerge as the winners. However, as we all know, there can be ONLY ONE HOH at a time. The show solved this problem by letting the 3 “hidden” people decide who should be the HOH. They picked Kail as she is the one that did the wild mushroom riding.
Well, I’m going to try to get this thing posted, but never fear…I will be back to report more! Until Then -
TTFN
Miz Weird